Credit Card

A card for hackers to access your account and search history and buy a Mc Heart attack in a bun.

Come here boi! Give me your personal info credit card. Also, my phones dead. Other: you can call your mum eh on my phone, just hit redial.

by F2f bdhr March 20, 2020

Credit

No you do have to give me credit you piece of shit I will make you do it.

Hym "No, I'll get the credit. And the money. And of not then, you know, fuck the law." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam June 1, 2024

Credit

The amount I should get isn’t 0 cocksucker.

Hym “It’s funny how doing the grunt work (in this situation and NO OTHER) is where all the credit should be given. If I work in a pencil factory and I glue erasers to pencils all day, should I get more credit than the owner of the factory? No. Because, in the same way that it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to put together a pencil, it ASLO doesn’t take a Shakespearean level author to copy and paste dialogue off of urban dictionary. I took the risk. I’m the factory owner in this situation and you’re the communist hippie.”

by Hym Iam October 11, 2022

Cobra credit

To have credit that is so bad that it sets off alarms and even the sprinklers the kind of credit Homer Simpson had when he tried to buy a car

That n**** try to buy an RV today but got turned down because he had Cobra credit oh hell no that's f***** up

by Cobrakia June 22, 2021

wv credit card

Basically, it consists of a clear rubber hose long enough to fit in a car gas tank & a container (gummint approved or not) to hold the gasoline. Hose needs to be clear so you can see when the gas starts flowing and thereby avoid swallowing too much gas.

Junior, go an' fetch us our WV credit card so's we can git our petrol from brother Cletus's 1977 Nova. Hell, he don't need all 8 gallons fer hisself!

by jlujan69 April 15, 2020

The credit card

A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.

"Oh Jake! He was so fine, he did the credit card on me after!"

by The ass crack smuggler August 7, 2025

Credit

Aaw! Thanks Dave! You know what? I refuse to have dinner with Ben Shapiro until you're allowed to do it. Not going to do it.

Hym "Yeah, no, I will get the credit. I don't see you doing it but the second I do your kids will be safe. Well, not YOUR kids because you're not gambling with YOU kids lives but THEIR kids lives will be saved. You know? So that'll be good for everyone."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024