by Damascus May 26, 2008
Get the crank that kosher boymug. Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!
Rory: I am out shampoo
Chris: Crank n clean it!!
Rory: Great idea!!!
*15 minute later*
Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!
Chris: Crank n clean it!!
Rory: Great idea!!!
*15 minute later*
Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!
by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015
Get the crank n cleanmug. When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly
preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.
preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.
by This is Manfield January 23, 2011
Get the Reverse hand crankmug. when you're on a flight and you see a girl who is sleeping with an empty seat next to her, you slide in next to her and start masturbating and ejaculate in her hair. she will file a $200,000 lawsuit against the airline.
by austingale March 16, 2008
Get the crank that flight 2074mug. Used when telling someone off, the same meaning but not quite as nasty as telling them to "suck my dick."
by Bruno Stoight May 29, 2008
Get the bite my crankmug. by runwithscissorsonstickam January 31, 2009
Get the Friday Night Cranksmug. After jizzing in your hand, you whip the cum at the girls face with your hand posed like Spiderman when he spins a web.
by Tristan S.H. December 2, 2007
Get the Crank Dat Spidermanmug.