bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023

Entity Count

The count of, and dangerousness, of entities in the Backrooms.

Entity Count is a determinant of a level’s Survival Difficulty.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Nary a count

Old Southern slang describing something that is good or of high quality.

Were those biscuits and gravy any good? Yes, they were nary a count.

by Dig Bick McGee February 6, 2022

Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.

Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.

by Clardaddy July 26, 2023

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...

“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱: Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Count Fagula

An individual whom does not have the style as one so fashionable. ( One might also smell of faeces )

Okay Count Fagula ! You do you.

by Sophia Sutherland July 18, 2024