Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 09, 2023

Asian Cough Drop

Coming deep down an Asian's throat to "soothe her cough".

My Asian girlfriend had a cold, so I gave her an Asian Cough Drop.

by January 23, 2021

Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

cough it

To give the presumed “it” to the person questioning.

Yo, i got a nude from Cindy.

Well cough it bro

by Al Chapo November 23, 2018

ROFL Coughing

Rolling on the floor laughing coughing, particularly common when taking massive gravity bong resin hits.

"Did you see Dannie?"

"She was totally ROFL Coughing after she torched a great pyramid sized resin bowl in the gravity bong and slurped it right up!"

by Bingdot Dumbledorf March 24, 2015

cough it up furball

First of the terms being used when you won a bet against someone involving money. The second one is used when you catch someone red handed, or have proof against that person doing something.

1.) Aaron: heh loser, Cough it up furball!
Dani: Fine! *gives Aaron twenty dollars*
2.) Kart: Kendra saw you kiss Pete Tora.
Kendra: so cough it up furball!

by Snikkartoodles February 27, 2021