carnaldestism

(acronym of the phrase "baptism of carnal desire" and pronounced/written carnaldéthisme in French,): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.

just a caveat for my friends the ladies out there: if you have not had your carnaldestism and want a memorable first experience, do not get drunk beforehand; getting drunk before your carnaldestism is retargerous, no matter the age.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2014

cornagraphy

hot tasty corn, usually buttered up, dancing it out so you can mastrubate

On my farm, I watch cornagraphy for hits. Makes my penis erect.

by Corn Addict December 21, 2008

Cognac

It's shit that's put in a drink and also is a Irish word for shit/poo

Daughter : mum what's for dinner

Mum: cognac

Daughter : ew

by Information December 10, 2017

carnage

Pieces of dead animal ripped to pieces, could also be used in context with other serious shit

Did you see the carnage that was left of the side of the road?

by Ben G. April 5, 2003

Conan Bitch

Someone who continually complains about Conan getting fired, but at the same time must not have been watching when Conan was on The Tonight Show, or else the ratings wouldn't have sucked.

FACEBOOK USER thinks that NBC is stupid for firing Conan.
Comment: Dude don't be such a conan bitch.

by grayjk January 23, 2010

carnage thriver

when someone (typically a borgen) cannot help him/herself to cause carnage

Guy 1- "OMG that guy is such a carnage thriver, he cant help kicking over drinks and stuff"
Guy 2- "yeh blud he just thrives off carnage, he's probably a borgen"

by Andy123R January 28, 2009

Carnacon

small village in the west of Ireland ,Co. Mayo. Commonly referred to by Castlebar folk as "Narnia" or "The shithole in the middle of nowhere". The local attractions are The Church , Mike Willy's shop, which will supply you with 1 or 2 of your daily needs and also holds a jar of jam with a sell by date of 1952, a local school where students are scarce and finally the two competing pubs that supply a fine array of drinks (Guinness and Heiniken).Famous residents include , The local crazy cat lady and gangs of boy-racers who congregate at the near by lake to drink and act bad ass.

Guy:"So, where you from?"
Girl: "Carnacon"
Guy:" how are you not dead of boredom?"

by cool girlie July 10, 2012