Cooter

synonym for vagina

ow, I just got kneed in the cooter!

by c.steelfox March 11, 2009

cooter plug

Noun.
A tampon, something a woman uses during her period.

She threw her cooter plug in the garbage.

by C. Pendergast November 17, 2006

Candy coated

When a car has candy paint, or a high gloss paint finish, on it.

See Shawnna's song, "Candy Coated"

DAMN! That car is candy coated!

by Pomegranate July 4, 2006

Cooter Brown

One step beyond being "drunk as a monkey."

"D" visited Hot Shots one evening. She consumed an extraordinarily large quantity of Sambuca, as well as a plentitude of Jello Shooters. Consequently, the following morning, she arrived at her place of employment as "drunk as Cooter Brown."

by Ricky Tick March 17, 2004

Colten

A celestial being who doesn't understand, or believe, in his external and internal elegance.

No, that's not an Angel, nor God, it's Colten. :

by Halie Kay December 14, 2008

Contempt

to be as despicable.

I have contempt for you in my mind.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

cooter rooter

An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.

She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.

by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008