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Collusions

Meeting with someone with an enormous cock. Knowing someone with a penis the size of a black man.
I'm in collusions with this guy across the street, he's 12 inches limp!
by Mr. Shaggswell May 10, 2010
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collins

One of those people that's always at the party even though no one actually likes or invited them. Someone that people are nice to in person but talk shit about after they leave.
guy 1: shit hes coming this way.
guy 2: damn, what the hell is he doing here?!
guy 1: that dick is totally pulling a collins! quick wave so we don't hurt his feelings.
by urbabysdaddy January 4, 2008
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Gemma Collins

Z-list celebrity with an overdeveloped sense of her own importance, looks, intelligence and abilities. A repulsive hamplanet who is a complete waste of space.
Q How would you describe Gemma Collins?
A Face of a camel, body of a hippo, brains of a gnat.
by AKACroatalin September 29, 2020
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phil collins

A small, angry, British performer who merely acts out songs developed in a studio by a group of producers. Occasionally, Collins will pay his agents to spread news about charity donations and civic contributions...none of which were dealt with willingly or directly by Collins. The only motive for which is the ensurance of continuation of record sales and passable public image to dilute the reality of his unabashedly self-centered, ill-willed, simply perverse ways, not to mention his utter lack of musical ability.
Do you listen to Phil Collins?
Who? Bill Collings?
No, Phil Collins!
Oh him. No way, he sucks. My sister went to one of his concerts once and got violently molested by a drunkard who got turned on when Phil started playing pocket pool and groping himself on stage. Hes a real degenerate.
by sacko October 18, 2007
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Collingswood High School

Collingswood High School a.k.a. "C-hood" is known for such as pot heads, drinking way too much then fornicateing.Are wrwestleing team is live we never loose our football team sucks.....Lost to audobon FUCKKKK.......ITS pretty sweet partys every weekend usually two a night so people you are with varies....in school its pretty damn ghetto dont get caught saying my nigga if you arent cool with black kids and play sports with them ...youll get shot up....if u do soulja boi people will follow.
Woahh woaaaaaaahhhhh woah Collingswood High School
by kingkongisinthetrunk January 11, 2009
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collin

a huge asshole who is terrilbe with relationships and dumps over texts. he is a fucking retard who sits on his ass all day eating freezes and MacDonalds. and is a complete fucking idiot. if you ever meet 1, smack the shit out of his 3 chinned face.
person 1: have you heard from collin today?

person 2: no i have not thank god, if i ever see him again i will kick the shit out of his face.

person 1: trololololololol
by ooga_booga July 23, 2011
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Collins

A Collins is someone who has an absolutley amazing, hot, sexy body, but an ugly face (especially males). When you first meet a Collins you are so blinded by their hot body, that you don't realize that their face isn't so...hot. Anyway, similar words are: Butterface, hot-bod-fug-face, etc.

A Collins' perfect present would be a paper bag, so they can cover up their face, and then let us continue enjoying the beauty that is their rock-hard abs!

When one notices a Collins, it is very much okay and normal to feel the need to say " Coooolllllliiiiiinnsssss" in a very stretched out, sense of the word. It emphasizes the joy of spotting a Collins!

Originated by Quichilla and Jame-Star
a.k.a
Tiff V.W, and Jay S.
Example 1:
"Yo girl...look at that guy. He is soooo HOT!"
"Uh...no hun. Look at his face."
"Oh, shit yeah....but wow, his body sure is fan-fuckin-tastic!"
"Totally, he is such a Collins"

Example 2
"His body is SO fine! But that face....we need a paper bag in the hiz-house!!!!"
"Totes! What a Collllllliiiiiiinnnssssss"

Example 3
"He's got a nice bod!"

"Ya, but lets just squint one eye and place our thumb over his face. Enjoy!"

"Omg, totally, what a Collins!"

"Oooo girlll! Cooooolllliiiinnnssss"
by Quichilla TVW, Jame-Star JS November 10, 2010
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