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Gilroy Santa Maria College

a school in Ingham full of Fucking rich Italians and pedophilic teachers with a stick up their arse. go to church and beg for forgiveness motherfuckers.

The boys cant shut the fuck up about their motorbikes and all the girls have pictures of their cowboy hats and boots so they can prove that they "work" on the farm.
They go to fucking church and pray to jesus then go date their cousin.
They're all related and date each other cause they all came from the same 3 fucking oldies 200 years ago
Gilroy Boy 1: My crf250f would thrash your yz250f because my bike has a better graphics kit
Gilroy Boy 2: I make better tiktok edits of my bike and my wheelies, so I am better cunt.

Gilroy Girl 1 in the distance listening: He is so hot but he is my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 2 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 3 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 4 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 5 in the distance listening: He is everyone's ex boyfriend we have all dated each other here at Gilroy Santa Maria College
by Penishurts445 March 8, 2023
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College of Charleston

COFC is not just a college, it is a state of mind. It is a place full of old houses, beautiful women, large bugs, and giant churches. Popular recreational activities include but are not limited to: alcohol, drugs, music, going to the beach, keg parties, sex, drugs, laying at the park, and drugs.
Mary Louisa: Where are we going to do it tonight?

Frat Boy: My brothers are having a little shin-dig over on Morris street, but I think I'm going to have to buy some cocaine before I go out.

Random Pseudo-hippie: "headies, lucy, boomers, BC, ether, hash-oil, brownies!"
by Humaphobe March 11, 2005
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mid-college crisis

the state of being in which a 2nd year college student still feels completely lost and attempts to re-examine the meaning of one's pathetic little life before becoming another useless member of society.
Up 'til now, his dream had always been to become a veternarian. Now, going through his mid-college crisis, Jesse's doubting all of his own abilities.
by katy [props to the mek!] October 4, 2004
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Hartpury College

In the middle of nowhere, it is an agricultural/equine/sports/animal college catering for diplomas through to masters degrees.

It is known for its stereotypical "horsey types" featuring fleshtone jodhpurs and rugby stars commonly thought to have balls bigger than brains - this is why they wear cups as any damage could prove fatal. Also noted are the wide variety of characters that make up the teaching staff and speedfreak bus drivers who seem to demonstrate very little knowledge of how to deal with the campuses mountain-resembling speed bumps.

Bar's not bad though, good sofas, ove the paninis.
One lecturer at Hartpury College specialising in parasitology is noted as being in short supply due to his stature, resultantly there are those who think little of him.

There are a distinct lack of straight male equine students, others are known to have a certain "intimate" relationship with their horses.

Yet other students have been duly warned with regard to their conduct:
"Students have been caught swimming in the Campus Lake. This is an extremely dangerous pastime, particularly when under the influence of alcohol, and must stop immediately."
by fred cb hannah April 25, 2009
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Carmel college

Carmel college is a school in Darlington, England. full of scruffs and bible bashers. Most of the boys there love the youngens where as the lasses love abit of everything. Known for its large amount of slags walking the corridors looking like watsits
No wonder she’s a scruff...she’s from Carmel College
by MrMcgregggggor May 20, 2019
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lake erie college

Totally cool campus! Must see! Lake erie college is a hidden gem in Ohio. It has one of the most spectacular small campuses I have ever seen, and the entire place is so student centered that everyone interacts all the time with the college's president! Cool!The students are really good looking, but mostly jocks. Female and male. They are really friendly and it has a great student culture and night life. The students are even entertained throughout the year in the presidents mansion for various school events. They even have a seret holiday when school is cancelled on a warm fall day. It is called mountian day and it is a blast. The college is alot of fun and it is pretty highly ranked and the only division 2 school in NE Ohio. I am really surprised that more people haven't heard of it. The only negative I saw was that some of the equestrian girls looked like thier horses, but the rest are really hot. The lax girls are hot too, but they and the equine girls are into preppy and pearls. So they are great if yout are into that type. I checked it out for lax and decided to stay. I don't regret it.

One of the best colleges in the mid-west for jocks and preppies! lake erie college
by lax dudeman December 16, 2009
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skerries community college

it's a shit school wit lots of mad junkies who love to fight and smoke weed outside of centra at lunch this school contains retard teachers such as ms mullain and ms baxter the first years are mad this year getting suspended in the first month but it dosent help wit their mad year head ms ohannilon
hey John hav u heard of skerries community college
john:yeah there all junkies in that school thank God we don't go there
by skerries cc February 25, 2020
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