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Coconut

A dumb shit who immigrated to your country, from a beautiful island, just to ruin it by beating the shit out of someone with a bat cause they "looked at me funny eh", eating your pets, filling up your prisons, taking all your money, raping anything that moves and basically existing.
Need to get back on their boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought with the taxpayers dollar is a feast fit for the average coconut. Though most will like 4th servings of all of the above.
They do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their poverty stricken up bringing so they couldnt get an education and therefore no proper job, and when one does come up their too busy looking after their 568739 kids to work so they suck up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.
Coconut: "Eh bro, I got my benefit lets go get us some beer, have sex and spread our STDS and then beat some unsuspecting victim up eh bro cuz gee"

*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"

And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building these cunts better prisons with more shit. Great.
by SuckADork February 23, 2011
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coconitos

Coconitos is when you are one month old and your grandfather tickles your balls for good luck in the Mexican cultures passing on his energy into the youth
My grandpa gave me coconitos
by Jorditortelldaly December 8, 2022
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Coconut Mask

Comparable to the act known as 'Arabian Goggles'. A woman places her boobies into a man's eye sockets and allows the flesh of the breasteses to settle across the man's upper facial area.
She gave me a coconut mask while she jerked me off all over myself...it was kinda hot.
by The Defiant Cow August 26, 2009
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coconut chop

When a person chops or punches something hard like metal or wood. The chop can be accidental or on purpose.
Guy 1- Owe!!! My hand hurts really bad.

Guy 2- That's what happens when you coconut chop a door.
by foshacka_2 December 6, 2009
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Coconut

To 'coconut' an individual involves placing a coconut down your underwear and rubbing up against/dry humping an unsuspecting victim. Can also be a consensual act.
Helen decided to coconut Scott as he walked home
by razberry1990 February 10, 2010
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coconuts in snow

"It's nice that all ethnic groups can enjoy the slopes during the season. For instance, the coconuts in snow look like they're having a wonderful time!"
by redis12 March 11, 2012
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Coconutoreo

A couple made up of a Hispanic that is brown on the outside and white on the inside dating an African-American that is black on the out side and white on the inside.
What is Tianna doing with that beaner Carlos?

Chill dog, that's a coconutoreo! Look they both got pocket protectors!

Shit dog, they white.
by Alex(Alejandro) May 14, 2012
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