cockear

When some guy shoved a cock in jamie Steins ear.

OMFG!!111jamiestein is at it again, that cock is right in there.

by sephiroph towers April 23, 2005

CO3Ker

A fan of the animated TV series "Class of 3000".

I think that Jean is becoming a CO3Ker. She's always looking at the videos on The Cartoon Network!

by pentozali June 27, 2007

Cockard

n. a cocky bastard

I wish that cockard would shut up!

by GlitterandGold February 27, 2009

Cocked Myself

when you're completely aware of being cocky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that's left

unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge

bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal

Listen Jess, I'm not trying to be cocky here, but I have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but THREE GEDs AND, well, I just cocked myself.

Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha

Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.

by alejandr000 May 4, 2011

Cockelgänger

An individual whose cock is identical to another individual's cock. So much so that photographs may not reveal the differences.

Dude, last night we sent a pic of my junk to B's girl as a joke. She didn't know it wasn't his! Either she was hammered or I am his cockelgänger!

by WampaOne February 25, 2012

arm cocked

when cuddling with a girl she had her head on your chest and her elbow/forearm is resting on your cock

bro i just started dating this girl and i got arm cocked

by anomynous234kittykittylicklick January 3, 2010

col cocked

A sucker punch delivered generally on lateral side of the face by someone running or charging at the person also from either the left or right side. Very often results in a knockout and or cervical spine injury

This guy grabbed my girlfriend by the throat, so I ran up to him and col cocked him square in the jaw. Lights out, asshole never saw it coming!

by Instine4980 July 6, 2016