clown wig

The untrimmed pubic hair bush of a grown man.

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.

by Dave February 10, 2004

clown ho

Getting one's makeup job permanently tattooed to the face.

Jane's makeup tattoo makes her look so much like a clown, she might as well be a clown ho.

by thecscherme July 23, 2016

Clown Vibes

A phrase used when something unexpected happens to a person and causes them to look like a clown

Laura pulled up to the final exam having studied the wrong chapters. She got a 49! Clown vibes!

by Mia Dease October 13, 2019

Clown Hole

The vagina. As used in several episodes of 'American Dad!'

Francine Smith: I'll shove you back up my clown hole, birth you again, and name you my bitch, NOW GET OUT OF THAT CAGE!

by atheistgirl March 28, 2016

Clown Syndrome

A serious ailment that is most prevalent amongst urban white populations in North America. Those affected by Clown Syndrome are motivated to paint their faces, drink excessive amounts of Faygo and practice incest.

One support group, the "Insane Clown Posse" does exist, and urges sufferers of Clown Syndrome to stay together. The group sees those ailed with CS as a "family," and refers to them warmly as "Juggalos," "Juggalettes," and "Ninjas." ICP urges those living with CS to accept themselves, and encourage Clown Syndrom behavior. This is exemplified by the annual "Gathering of the Juggalos," where "Juggalos" indulge in the behavior that defines their demographic.

Crack Cocaine and methamphetamine addiction are correlated with this disease.

see bieber fever

A: Every single night my neighbors light a styrofoam-fueled bonfire, shop out the local Wal-Mart of all its Faygo stock and invite a mob of face-painted, cracked-out guests who piss in my yard before leaving around 4 or 5 in the morning when I wake up for work.

B: You can't let yourself be so insensitive. The poor guys have Clown Syndrome. Why can't you just let them live?

by Jingus September 10, 2011

Clown Walk

It is also sometimes referred to as C-Walk.
C-Walk can be either Clown Walk, Crip Walk, or Crown Walk.
Yes, they are different.
Clown Walk includes the "V" move, and its variatons, heeltoes, and the shuffle.
Clown Walking does take a greater amount of skill then Crip Walking or Crown Walking.

Noob c-walker: How do I combine all my moves to make my c-walking look better?

Special Access Member: Well, sometimes, it just takes time to come up with your own moves and always practice to make your c-walking better.

Remember c-walking in this case is referring to the clown walk.

by Max Something January 14, 2008

Clown Boxer

Another term for masturbation or pud handler.

He masturbates all the time, he's a clown boxer!

by Gus12#$ May 3, 2007