A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 9, 2024

Clark

IM SORRY BUT WHO NAMES THEIR KID CLARK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

heather: Hi Clark
clark: yes yes i know you hate my name
heather: IM SORRY BUT WHO NAMES THEIR KID CLARK BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
clark: sighs

by forky808 November 2, 2020

Aliyah Clarke

Aliyah Clarke. The most beautiful girl ever! Everyone at school likes her, except the bitches that thinks they are cooler than her. So many is obsessed with her and wishes that they were her best friend! She is tall and has mostly brown hair. Afro and nice lips! Long eyelashes and sooo beautiful! She has SO many friends but she has some closer friends, that she keeps there forever!

Girl: Omg! Aliyah Clarke is sooo pretty! I wish I was her bestfriend!!!

Aliyah’s bestfriend: Hehe! I’m so lucky!

Aliyah: Hey guys!

Every other boy or girl: omg!!! It’s Aliyah! Get ready!! She is so pretty

by Erin Cadden June 19, 2021

Emma Clark

shes old

Emma Clark is old

by LOARNIDOONN February 10, 2023

clark

hot sexy man with a bulging cock

yo you see that nigga clark? he's fr balling rn cuh

by Valustic December 26, 2020

The Caitlin Clark

When you’re hitting it from behind and you blast so hard after you pull out , it hits the girl on the back of her head. Like from down town, like from half court.

This girl was backing it up on me I pulled out with the Caitlin Clark

by Travgary March 8, 2024

kody clark

A super cute guy in grade 8

I love kody clark

by Griffinjohnsonsgirlfriend May 14, 2021