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Claasman is super fruity
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Clartist

Clay + Artist
Be a responsible clartist.
@Moriah Elizabeth
circa 2024
I was not a very responsible Clartist.
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ChaatuContractor

A fake, insecure, cowardly and spineless man who constantly kisses people’s ass by sucking upto them when he needs something but then completely ignores them when he gets what he wants. He absolutely has no courage whatsoever to stand up for what is right and fair but merely bows down to the strong and dominant authorities. He is a big time coward and would run away from any situation where there is even slight conflict/possible altercation with his tail between his legs, even abandoning his family! He is the first person to abandon a friend in need and doesn’t actually have any real friends. All his relationships are only transactional for a specific benefit he gets out of them! He only believes in taking from others and whenever it is his turn to give or assist in anyway he’s nowhere to be found. He is just as USER. These are usually men who are short in height, big glasses, fake smiles and very sweet tone of voice when interacting! Any person who is intuitive and attentive can clearly see their fakeness! They pray to God for long hours but do not live the values, moral conduct preached by their religion or perform any good deeds. Prayers are to bribe God and get some divine protection and selfish wishes fulfilled due to their extreme fear and insecurity of unexpected misfortunes that may come their way! They live every step of their lives with cunning and calculative moves just to fulfill their selfish motives. They are a disgrace to other men and mankind as a whole!
Shaanu from Business Advisory department who has finally decided to come and talk to us and that too in such a sweet tone to get help with analytics on his project. He is a ChaatuContractor!
by UniqueInnovator1 April 17, 2024
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Clartonic relationship

A purely sexual relationship. The opposite to a platonic relationship, rather, a relationship that is purely for clarting (sexual intercourse). No strings attached.
Person 1: So what are you saying? What's going on with you and Jackie? You going out?
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.
by rideF May 14, 2024
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clartiananity

The religion which is followed by a true Clarter
Do you know Keaton? He follows Clartiananity
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Clart

When you fart and your cheeks clap
Her ass is so fat, I just know it clarts
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Claptomaniac

A person with an uncontrollable urge to clap at every minor accomplishment, event, or situation—no matter how trivial or mundane. Claptomaniacs find it irresistible to applaud even the smallest of successes, like finishing a cup of coffee, sending an email, or correctly guessing the weather for the day. They often unintentionally create awkward moments by clapping in quiet settings, like libraries or elevators, to acknowledge achievements only they seem to notice.

While clapping is often a social cue for praise or excitement, a claptomaniac takes it to the next level, turning everyday moments into personal rounds of applause. Though harmless, their behavior can baffle those around them.
"I swear, Greg clapped when the microwave beeped. He’s a total claptomaniac!"
by streamerd October 6, 2024
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