You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

Finding Chuck Norris by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

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Chuck Deuces

The act of leaving and saying goodbye to everyone in the room at once by throwing two peace signs up. The act of chucking them depends on the chucker; some throw it to the side, some do the Richard Nixon and some just say "deuces".

Wish I could hang out but I' have to chuck deuces. I'll catch up with you tomorrow. Later

Chuck Deuces by MeezyFizzle September 26, 2010

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blue veined custard chucker

Extremely vulgar term for one's penis.

"How she wished that she was penetrated by his blue veined custard chucker."

blue veined custard chucker by KHD July 17, 2003

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drunk chicks

1. These are the girls you see flopping all over the dance floor.

It is not OK to take advantage of these kinds of girls. That is, unless you are equally as trashed as they are. (Although some consider this a point of contention).

These girls will often approach lone males on their own and initiate "conversation"; however, most of the time they choose to anonymously starting making out with said lone male(s). This may or may not be preceded by an innocent arm around the waist.

2. These are the only girls who will sleep with me.

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking drunk last night"
Person 2: "Yeah man, but not as drunk as that girl you knobbed!"
Person 1: "Drunk chicks rule!"

Person 3: "Oh god, I am hungover."
Person 4: "Oh shit, you gotta go! I have to work at 12!"
Person 3: "Man...I hate sleeping with drunk chicks."

drunk chicks by not_sean July 28, 2006

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