socks for Christmas

A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.

Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.

"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer

by Patrick Paladino June 9, 2008

Fifth Day of Christmas Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that's served with "five golden rings of onion"

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fifth Day of Christmas Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

butt nose Christmas tree

A butt nose Christmas tree 🌴

Wow, look at that butt nose Christmas tree!

by AriaSa December 14, 2022

christmad

When you go mad at Christmas because of relatives coming over
or
when stores completly forgets about everything in their store and just fill it all with Christmas stuff.

"So what are you doing for Crimbo?"
"Aah , my old aunties and my ma' are coming over. I'm going Christmad!"

"Did you get those chips from the store?"
"No! The store's went completly Christmad! They stopped selling chips to make way for more mince pies!"

by [e-mail] December 17, 2008

Fuckin' Up my Christmas

When an attractive woman walks by and makes you think "naughty" thoughts, instead of "nice" ones.

"Damn! That bitch is fuckin' up my christmas!"

by dancinpete January 17, 2007

Christmas

Just another day in the life for me. Fuck Consumerism.

Christmas is just another day.

by not found [Error 404] June 21, 2010

Crustmas

Crustmas is the winter celebration of Crustianity. It is a week long holiday that begins with the Pine Sacrifice, includes days of baking Crustmas goodies and wrapping gifts, and climaxes with Presents Day on December 25th, the birthday of Jeebus Crust. A popular theme during Crustmas is to poke fun at all religious beliefs.

During Crustmas, we cut down a pine tree, buy each other gifts and make fun of other religions, especially Christianity. South Park and Family Guy are shows that our family enjoys watching on Crustmas.

by Scotty Anks November 26, 2007