a guy who never stops giving you chances even though you never stop screwing up. he's sweet, sensitive, and has a HUGE heart, but he's also insucure, and sometimes blind in the sense that he lets his anger and frustrations keep him from seeing what's right infront of his adorable face. he's also full of surprises and does things that you wouldn't expect him to in certain situations.
by gwen wright April 28, 2013
Get the christianmug. a small little bitch ass nigga who talks alot of shit and has no life hes cocky asf but when u wanna catch hands he runs like a lil bitch. Christian usually has Rango as a friend. If you see a christian run hands.
Christian is a little bitch.
by Litdrew69 May 17, 2017
Get the christianmug. A religion that posits that an supernatural being created humanity. Said being then decided to kill every human on the planet except a few (Noah and his family)- even though this being KNEW when he made humanity that they would behave in a manner that would compel him to commit, not just genocide, but near extinction of the ENTIRE human race. Later, this god had a “son”. Rut roh- now we’re claiming that God had a “son” but we CAN’T become like those nasty polytheists. Thus the concept of “the Trinity” arose. According to the Christians, god the Father, for some reason, needed Jesus to die because again, humanity is imperfect. Well, Jesus did, in fact die, but according to the Christians, that STILL wasn’t good enough. After he died, people still HAVE to somehow be able to discern and follow the correct minutia of theology. Guess what, even though the son of god (supposedly) died for you sins, if you were born in a non-christian country or to a non-christian family, or if your Christianity is “off” in some nebulous way, god will condemn you to AN ETERNITY of spiritual and physical suffering. All this despite the fact that god supposedly made us to be this way and had the foresight to know this is exactly how we would turn out- nope, an eternity of suffering for you. Also, in America at least, Christianity involves loving guns and flags.
Hey Bob, I love Christianity so I don’t like gay people. Never mind that I ignore literally every other rule in the old testament as well as the entire new testament.
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
Get the Christianitymug. Christianity is a cult.
by Disillusioned Hippie September 17, 2006
Get the Christianitymug. A racist religion that has it's origins in Europe. Responsible for most of the crimes in America that is child molesters, child rape , pedophile rings and child pornography. Churches of Christianity often support and are part the organized crimes that are made to promote pedophillia. Passeges in the Bible often condone child rape since Jesus was said to have slept with many.
by Joshyjay2553 June 7, 2018
Get the Christianitymug. by vulture_queerearth87 May 22, 2019
Get the Christianitymug. The belief that an all-knowing all-powerful invisible sky daddy that is everywhere at once made the universe in six days but then got tired so he rested on the seventh day. Christians believe God made a nudist colony with a dust-man and a rib-woman and an evil magic apple tree. The rib-woman gets tempted by a talking snake to eat from the magic apple tree. God gets pissed so he tells them to go fuck themselves. Dust-man and rib-woman have kids who have incest with each other. Fast forward a thousand something years later God gets pissed again because his people forgot he existed (well no shit, he told them to go screw themselves), so he tells a 500 year old dude to build a boat. Somehow two of every type of animal board his boat (you know, they totally walk and fly across the planet), and God sends a global flood to drown everyone except the 500 year old man and his family (including killing the innocent children). Two thousand years later God impregnates a virgin with himself. Human form of himself (Jesus) does all kinds of crazy shit like walk on water, turn water into wine, heal the blind, raise his friend from the dead, etc. Jesus gets crucified and then says "JK suckers, I'm alive" three days later, in order to sacrifice himself to himself for our sins. Most Christians believe that if you believe Jesus was God's son, Jesus died on the cross and rose from the dead, and repent of your sins you get to go to heaven (even if you're a rapist, pedophile, or serial killer).
Today, 1/3 of the people in the world believe in the story of Christianity. People have been executed for not believing in this story or believing in a similar story. Parents have disowned children for not believing in this story. Wars and witch-hunts have been started in the name of this story. Presidents have to lie that they believe in this story to get elected. God bless america!
by TurtleMan58 November 12, 2018
Get the Christianitymug.