chav

When some lanky immature white dude trying to do Hip Hop, but can't understand it therefore can't do it properly with thought, the result is usually Chav.

MTV helps to spread the culture of chavs.

by urbanangel January 22, 2006

chav!!

A chav is someone who has no social life and annoys goths,moshers and emos. But to every definition theres a moral any chav mouths off to much to someone lets just get the coffin ready now....

chav:eeewwww u stupid goth
goth:shut up small unimportant being
chav:make me
*WHACK*
goth:chavs look cute wen they're asleep?!?!?!?!

by kimberley May 25, 2005

chavs

a shit that needs wiped off the face of the earth, i may dress like one(sometimes) and swer like ozzy ozbourne but i am better, i don't kill people or say "You startin" for no reason

there's a bunch of chavs! take em out!
you gotta keep 'm seperated

by Doomscorpion1992 December 28, 2005

chavs

chavs are fucking pikeys, theres no 2 ways about it. they suk donky-dick and ALL should die. im a greeb and im fucking proud so fuk u u pikey arse scallies

look at me im a fucking townie

by DAV June 16, 2004

chav

a hated group of pussy cunts who are hated by nearly every member of the planet as it stands even hate by there own kind cuz they are all fuck nut faggots that think they are so great mostly act how they do cuz there afraid of there own homo sexuality that they try to hide also have no taste in music of any taste in fashion a bunch of twats the world would be better off with out in short the biggest wankers around who can only have a fight when there is 20 to 30 of them with wepons against a single unarmed person who is atleast 4 years younger than them

chav1: yo bleedrin's check wez got us some one to do ova init
his 30 other mates: yh blud lets merk him while he aint lukin ya get me wez jump him stab him up n take hiz muny aint it bled
chav1: yh bled letz get him be4 he c uz yo init

by the original speaker of truth October 23, 2011

chav

chav stands for council house and violence.

just go to worcestershire, uk theres loads of them.

lol

Person 1: I live in a council house, and I'm violent. What ya gonna do bout that?

Person 2: Call u a Chav!

Person 3: What did u call me??

by joeypane November 26, 2007

chav

C.H.A.V
council Housed And Violent

usually spotted around mcdonalds or starting on people through town

"yea i was just walking through town and these chavs came up to me and told me im a twat and to cunt my hair"

"yea council housed scum!"

by Ashley Petherick April 9, 2008