2 definitions by Louis c

Chav

If a tramp and a junkie had a kid your result would be a chav. Male chavs think they are roadmen and are generally are head to toe in Nike or Adidas tracksuits and to top it of, a pouch/man bag and a fag in there hand that they stole from their mums purse. Female chavs are some of the tackiest people you will ever meet. They are the type of people who wear tight jeans and scimpy tops in which their tits hang out and never leave the house without 5 metre long ugly coloured acrylics that look like they're about to have a sword fight with their nails. If you ever see a group of chavs in public the most likely place you will have seen them is the local McDonald's ( which seems to be their second home ), at the back of the bus or in the park screaming and shouting at eachother in thier wired chavy accents ( which can be hard to understand ) and a bottle of cheap vodka and a couple of fags on the table. If you live anywhere in englans then you can relate to seeing this all the time 😂

Person:Ew your such a chav
Chav: nah I ain't babe what the f**k you on about chatting bare s**t I ain’t done nuffink love say that to me one more f**king time and I swear to god imma band you babe if you ever try swingin at me you better watch your f**king back mate, you know what I’m sayin ye.

Person: ??🤦 ♀️

by Louis c June 25, 2018

sengae

Sengae’s are one of the best girls you will ever meet. Seems average at first, but when you get to know her she is amazing, fun, strong and knows how to party. Sengae’s always get whatever boy they want and tend to be very rich. Sengae’s are rare and are normally Asian and have big curves

“ omg did you see Sengae last night?”
“No, why?”
“She jumped on the table and flashed her tita to everyone”
“Cool!”

by Louis c January 2, 2018