Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

Chucking the meatballs

The code word for masturbating when your parents are around

Ye, chucking the meatballs is hard to do when my mom’s home.

by Batboi 487 January 8, 2019

Chucking twos

To throw two fingers up in a peace sign.

She sent me a picture of her chucking twos.

by FuzzyPanda16 February 25, 2019

Charking off

It's like Jerking off but Chark style

Charkon loves Charking off to Charkette (after streams)

by randomusers June 13, 2019

clacking

Walking around a ballpark aimlessly without paying attention to the game.

Is that guy here to see the game? No, he’s just clacking.

by OhNoJimbo July 7, 2019

chocking

vaginal fisting

John was chocking her shit last night.
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by Gurdy69 December 1, 2019

Cracking

To anal someone

Bro I was full cracking Angela last night

by ethandefinition December 4, 2019