Cafe

A combination of smelly,sweaty,hairy, and lippy pussy.

I would'a hit but the bitch had a mad cafe.

by HungryHungarian August 25, 2007

caffeine toxic

When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.

Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*

by Stabby91 July 7, 2005

CAFET

The one person that is truly a dick

Cafet is a dick, nothing else, he is just a dick

by PentaChrome June 6, 2021

DNB Cafe

The DNB Cafe is used as a "deez nuts joke" where dnb cafe is really the dick N ballz cafe. May be used on any friend or family member as a way to tell them to "suck your dick"

Ace: hey Tiff, you wanna grab a snack at the DNB Cafe?

Tiffany: Sure. But whats the DNB Cafe?

Ace: That stands for Dick N Ballz Cafe. The perfect place to fill your face.

by ace da boss February 26, 2009

Rainforest Cafe

A popular sexual position in which the female is tied to the wall and her pubes are lit on fire. Then once the man cums, he puts out the fire with the cum. After that, the female is untied from the wall and thrown into a dumpster behind Home Depot.

Hey babe, wanna do Rainforest Cafe tonight?

by 17asiansInmyBasement December 15, 2020

makeupalley cafe

Just read definition #1. Does it sound like it was posted/written by someone without an axe to grind? The Cafe board on Makeupalley (MUA) is the place where there are no "off topic" posts.

Of course, if some trolls (See: Beautybash) can't cause trouble there, they run back to beautybash and try to justify their existence by posting idiotic things to try to make their small, dark souls feel somehow better.

Everyone who's not out to cause trouble is welcome in the Makeupalley Cafe.

by nimble November 8, 2006

makeupalley cafe' board

Yet another lame definition written by someone with an axe to grind (see: beautybash)

The cafe is the message board for any/all topics. There are some great and helpful women there. And all are welcome, as long as they don't start trouble.

The Makeupalley cafe' board is a great way to kill time.

by nimble November 8, 2006