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Captain Smoothness

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.
"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"
by Frazier May 30, 2006
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captain strangepork

a name given to a person who is strange/weird or acts in a strange or weird manner.
"That person is being captain strangepork"

"Man, that bartender is captain strangepork"
by Kimmm July 23, 2006
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Captain Carling

A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.
by FaceAche November 5, 2006
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captain cannon

A protoss player in Starcraft 2 who spends the majority (or all) of their resources on Photon Cannons.
here comes the 6 pool up the ramp, will he be rea-HOLY FUCK CAPTAIN CANNON!
by leetkr3w October 25, 2010
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Captain Space boy

Captain space boy is the hottest most fine character in OMORI when I tell you that man is so fucking hot you better fucking believe me
Person A : Isn't Captain Space boy the best?
Person B: indeed he is
by Starblood June 18, 2021
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save the captain

When drinking a bottle of Captain Morgan's Rum, you must drink to a level in which the cartoon captain Morgan cannot drown. I.E the entire damn bottle!
I drank the entire bottle to save the captain from certain death
by Grock5000 August 22, 2007
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captain save-a-ho

Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.
Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.
by Charles Eggleston January 2, 2007
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