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by CAHERMAN February 7, 2022

Loose Cannon

Someone known to fly off the handle at even the smallest obstacles. Usually someone like a Cathy or a Catherine. This type of person can be quite dangerous, and have been known to mow down pedestrians for pleasure.

Did you see that loose cannon? She just ran that dude over for no reason at all, like a real danger in the shadows!

by acktionjac June 7, 2018

Sand Cannon

Somebody's butthole that tends to be really dry and hairy. Possibly because of not being able to wipe good enough.

Hey Cruz have you went to the doctors to look at your sand cannon issue yet?

by JosephMayo June 15, 2018

Salmon Cannon

Salmon Cannon is an absolute beast of a fisher woman. Also known as Annie Birch. You may find Annie drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in 20 pound salmon. Which she takes home to her lucky booty call of the night as the two girls get it on and eat God’s wonderful creation- Salmon

“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”

by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020

uterus cannon

Someone who has an unusually large number of children, referring to their exceptionally (re-)productive ladyparts

"So you're the youngest of *thirteen* kids? Wow, your mom must have had a uterus cannon!"

by Peter the Quite Good May 26, 2016

Star Cannon

Another word for your butthole.

You could hear the gas ejecting from his star cannon.

by koehlerdus May 20, 2020

texas cannon

When a guy sticks his own testicle up his anus and farts it out like a pop gun.

Russell got drunk at the party and fired his Texas cannon into a crowd.

by Milkman bandit April 8, 2019