Canadian Standoff

When you are too nice to someone, and the other person is also too nice, so nothing gets done, because you are both being way too polite

I was in a Canadian standoff with Fred because I held the door for him, but he insisted I go in first, but I insisted he go ahead of me, so we stood their for 10 seconds waiting to see who would go in first...

by Henry Long Richard October 1, 2017

Canadian Snorkel

The act of tossing salad with penis shaft in the air in one hand while the balls rest on one's nose. A variation of the rusty trombone. You must make a disgusted face while licking to breath.

This bitch gave me a Canadian Snorkel last night, I loved it!

by Alex Crowder and Brian Oniel December 26, 2007

Canadian Bacon

Sex with a Canadian girl.

You get that canadian bacon?
Yeah boy, we did it last night

by J. Polinsky October 19, 2010

Canadian Tuxedo

Wearing denim on demin, bitches.

Yeah, s'called a Canadian Tuxedo.

by Broomfield April 25, 2011

Canadian Suit

A outfit completely made of denim that a Canadian often wears as a suit.

"Hey, where'd you get that Canadian Suit?"

by Chris Raab January 15, 2004

Canadian Tuxedo

When a person wears a denim jacket with jeans. Usually accentuated by a lame T-shirt.

Billy Jack was a big fan of Canadian tuxedoes.

by The_Reverend August 21, 2006

Canadian Envy

Canadian Envy occurs when Canadians feel the urge to try and compare every part of their life to Americans, in an effort to make themselves feel better and more important to the world.

Canadian Dave: "You damn Americans with your world renowned universities, hospitals, and prominence! I wish the world cared if Canada existed, however, I will continue to put down America to make myself feel like the world might someday care aboot me!"

American Mike: "Dude, Canadian Dave, you have government run health care but we have better hospitals and better care! Besides, the world would crumble without America; and nobody would even know if Canada fell off the face of the Earth. Typical Canadian Envy. Hey European Joe, can you believe this Canadian bastard?"

European Joe: "What's Canada? Seems unimportant and irrelevant to the worlds existence and function."

by Canada Who? March 9, 2011