callum

A guy who is seemingly perfect, smart, sweet, funny but not the best looking. You will go out with him and find him to be more interested in hanging out with his other friends (ex-girlfriends) than you.

After you break up you will find him to be vindictive and will try to get at you every chance you can.

Usually frigid and most people will believe him to be gay.

My boyfriend hasn't kissed me yet! He's such a callum

by Hennahotties93 August 6, 2011

callum deal

wierd,demented,poof, and also fuked up

i love aliens from mars

by berishnikov January 21, 2004

callum

talks about his money and jetski and fucks little kids

callum is gay

by callum buttress May 2, 2018

callis

Australian Slang for the word "Classic"

Oh man! thats just fucking callis!

by !Yakkib! April 24, 2006

Callius

Some guy who likes fire.

You know that asshat Callius?
Yeah, what a stupid fuckwad.

by Defender August 13, 2003

Callumtoe

Callumtoe means a camel toe but for a guy

That guys got a callumtoe

by Stig of the dump head August 5, 2008

Callums corner

a nonce who lays Eddie to sleep in his torture dungeon to later stick his 2-inch ween inside
also a massive tic tac nonce loser

Callums corner does anal with his 7-year-old cousin Eddie

by marry? September 4, 2019