Callum

A teenage boy who obsessed over the morrisey, Courtney love and other problematic figures

Hey did you here he supports Kanye, such a callum

by Masculine turtle girl February 4, 2024

Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.

"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023

callum

a faggot

callum likes men

by callumhaterxxxx March 16, 2024

Callum

The act of leaving every group chat you are in as a way of making drama to get attention.

Did you hear about steve he pulled off a callum the other day what do you think is bothering him?

by F5xMagiicZz May 7, 2018

Callum's Car

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.

Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats

by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020

Callum

Callum is a jack ass with a small penis that watches porn every night and masturbates to a wierd looking pillow and has no friends since he is very lonely and gets no girls with his small penis

Callum is a gay homophobic like your mom

by callum is a jerk November 2, 2021

Callum

Absolute Pussio is such a wet wipe he is scared of everything and called fight for nothing

Ugh he is such a Callum

by anonymous December 8, 2021