penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.

The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.

by Mewoizraccoondogfuckerlizsabrina January 3, 2008

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Tank commander

The tank commander is a sexual position where you fuck in the back of a car and stand up through the sunroof like your a tank commander.

Gave Charlotte the tank commander in the back of the Cadillac last night

by Ss Wittmann February 24, 2019

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6th commandment

Thou shall not kill. One of the biggest most important commandments that contradicts itself because throughout history more people have been killed in the name of god, than for any other reason or cause. It seems religions don't care if you have to kill, as long as you are doing it for the lord.

Priest: Remember the Sixth commandment, now lets go rid god's world of those Blasphemous unbelievers.

by Smart Person December 18, 2004

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Command-Tabbin'

The act of swiftly switching applications on a mac to something non porn related.

See Also: Alt-Tabbin' for windows

My mum almost caught me jerking off good thing i was Command-Tabbin'

by AdrockXi August 17, 2009

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The Commander

One who commands, dictates, and gives orders of what will be done. This person does not care if you want to participate or not.

The commander told me to be at the party at exactly 5pm sharp, and demanded I eat even though I wasn’t hungry. Doesn’t he know we are all created equal? He is so bossy.

by the trombone April 7, 2019

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