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Colombian wristwatch 

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.
The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.

Colombian Manicure 

When an enraged, STD ridden prostitute bites your finger off in a filthy Colombian brothel.
Frank got a Colombian Manicure. They call him Frankie Four Fingers now.
Colombian Manicure by Bwahahahahah January 16, 2018

Colombian Whoopee Cushion 

Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.
I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.

colombian purse 

Vagine - a discreet location where you can store and transport illegal substance and/or cash.
John: "I don't know how to sneak this bag of coke in"
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."

columbie 

Columbie's are usually used to describe people with feet sniffing addictions.

Columbie's are also referred to as red booty monkey in South America.
"You have a Feet sniffing addiction you have columbie."

"Oh my God would you look at the size of the columbie on that savage ugly baboon."
columbie by John Kirt August 25, 2018

Colombian rain shower 

To drink a lot of coffee before engaging in the sexual act of peeing on your partner
I love the smell of coffee in the morning...after a colombian rain shower
Colombian rain shower by Sslimings September 12, 2018