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Coach

A Chico alpha man who drinks on the weekdays and just happens to be the best thresh in NA. Be warned his triceps are huge and he is a babe
Jack Rossi shouted COACH! As he walked into the quad
by Lukas07 April 8, 2020
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halo coach

A halo coach is someone who speaks like a robot, gives you advice on the simplest of tasks repeatedly in Halo games, to the point of losing your fucking mind. See "asshat" or "motherfucker" for more information.
"I am your Halo coach...listen to me and I help you win. You jackass."
by RunningWolf January 17, 2015
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Hot Gurl Coach

Hot Gurl Coach is another name for Megan Thee Stallion, popular female rapper deemed the 2nd Queen of rap behind Nicki Minaj
"OMG IT'S THE HOT GURL COACH!"
"Who the hell?"
"Megan Thee Stallion, dumbass"
by neefianiel November 27, 2021
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death coach

Quasi-Professional used to facilitate passing of life.

Farthest from "Life Coaching" in long term vision; similar in discussion, motivation and results.

Addressing downsizing. Letting go of Stuff...

Will/Estate planning, guardianship. Legal ducks in a row.

Seating: Smoking vs. Non -smoking .... cremation vs burial.
After the last fall, Robert's Death Coach got him into a nice town house, out of the barn he filled four layers deep.
by startPNW99 September 11, 2022
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Coach Baker's LOL

Coach Nick Baker commonly uses LOL in his text messages. Most may believe that it would mean "laughing out loud" or "lots of love" but it is starting to become clear that he is sending the team a hidden meaning. That secret meaning is "lots of losses" as he points out the teams inability to hit a baseball and to not get walked off every other game.
Coach Baker's LOL: If you saw the team we played today you would understand lol.
by qwerty98712 May 12, 2022
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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Can’t trust you no more coach day

Can’t trust you coach no more day. the day when you suspect something suspicious someone
did you hear that today is I can’t trust you no more coach day
by gremlin 999 October 29, 2019
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