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turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!
by Big donker January 24, 2021
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tuition clothes

those bland lowkey basic clothes you wear to tuition cause you dont really care about how you look.
Bruhhh , the only clothes she wears are tuition clothes!
Hey I need to change my clothes in your house cause I'll be wearing tuition clothes
by the fashion guru February 15, 2020
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WearThis Clothing

A clothing company from the sunny south, UK... offering hugely awesome products, at tiny tiny prices!!
Would you WearThis Clothing?, what if i WearThis Clothing, should have been Wear'in This Clothing.
by wearthisclothing February 24, 2009
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Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.
Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.
by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025
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Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
by Yello Roc September 14, 2023
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Depression clothes

When all of your energy is used up by doing laundry, you have nothing left to put them away so you leave them piled on the floor. Usually for months.
Mom: “put those clothes away! They’ve been on your floor for months”

Me: “those are my depression clothes. I will when I have enough energy to do so”
by Missaj88 March 26, 2020
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