Cleveland Beamer

When you are fucking a chick in the ass and right before she is about to get off, you pull you dick out and shit in the girls face.

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by jvanem March 4, 2009

cleveland steamers

A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy shit on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Jim: "I think i got some shit in my urethra after i gave Kim a Cleveland Steamer last night"
Bob: "Sucks, man"

by X August 18, 2003

Cleveland Ohio

A city with a cock-sucking player that went to play for the deep-south, has some of the best schools like Hathaway Brown (Go Blazers!), Laurel, St. Ed's, maybe school across from Wendy's (look up St. Ig's, they suck dicks, but they are kinda smart), ect., some okay successful people, the MOST poorest people (they can't even afford shit), and very flammable water sources. But at least we're better than Hollenbeck or Detroit (ESPECIALLY DETOIT cause they'll all go to hell). I'm a Clevelander and really proud of it.

Clevelander (from Cleveland Ohio):Hey
Detroit Person: Hey
D-P: This place sucks
C-er: WTF dude?
D-P: I mean srsly, look at all the stuff that happened. That 23 tall n*$#@% left.
C-er: Do know what racism is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Do you know what an education is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Never mind, oaf.

by GoHBBlazersYouRock December 8, 2010

Cleveland Pearl Necklace

Like a normal Pearl Necklace, but it involves feces instead of semen.

Yo, I totally gave Cindy a Cleveland Pearl Necklace last night, she really enjoyed having a poop trail on her chest!

by 123jmandogperson October 19, 2011

Cleveland suprise

When you fart alone in an elevator and leave the noxious result for the next unsuspecting rider

I walked into the elevator and the doors had closed before I realized that the fat chick who just got out had left me a Cleveland suprise.

by wateringeyes November 21, 2013

cleveland brown

a brand of pot only found in cleveland.
so shitty, it's brown.

Man, I paid a dollar for a joint, but it turns out it was the cleveland brown. I did not get high.

by sanchpa March 30, 2005

Cleveland Dreamer

When you wake up from a sleep or nap and your mouth tastes like someone took a shit in it.

I was dreaming of banging a beautiful whore and woke up with a taste of shit in my mouth, it was the proverbial Cleveland Dreamer taste.

by MrTong February 23, 2009