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Chris

you are a chris
by Dr366 December 8, 2016
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Chris

Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.
Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
by BackupBandits1 April 19, 2012
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Chris

A chris is a person who is honest and funny, who will always be there for someone even if he does not like them. A Chris is someone you know you can count on and trust to be there for you even when you can't be there for yourself. Find yourself a chris, there the greatest
Is that a chris?
You bet it is!
by Rosey King May 31, 2018
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Chris

I saw him lay down on a puddle so that some twitch thot would wouldn’t step on it he’s a fat ass hole that no one likes he is the biggest simp and he hi chris
by Not nick July 1, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a best friend you can talk to him some times he will make you really pissed and he gets mad really quick and he thinks he is the shit but in aww he is a good best friend not a ladys man right now but he is smart funny and good at sports.
My best friend is chris
by BOOLET61 May 28, 2019
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Chris

He’s act more girl the guy sometimes, He will use other people (ex. Free rides, money, place to sleep). Very emotional when gets teased. A big cry baby.
Friend 1: hey chris your hair is dumb

Chris: *starts getting mad

Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up
by Chubs09 September 27, 2018
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Chris

The saltiest fruitiest person you will ever meet. A man who usually has a very small penis
by Mr. Moyer April 18, 2018
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