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Chris.

A fucking piece a shit. Who miss treats everyone, doesn't do anything other then smoke weed and is a great professional fuck face. Also has a small peepee.
by Your ex's prom date. June 28, 2016
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A guy with an alright personality, but can be a dick at times, not that attractive, quite lanky with a big nose, a nice person.
Girl: I met this guy, he's nice but not attractive and can be a dick.
Friend: Oh so he's a Chris?
by caitsmile November 1, 2012
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you are a chris
by Dr366 December 8, 2016
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Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.
Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
by BackupBandits1 April 19, 2012
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" Don't make me call in The Chris, he will totally go Debbie on your cracker ass "
by gothic_clown December 20, 2016
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Chris is a fuckboy. He is the most horny kid you will ever meet. He ussaly has a small penis and cheats on every girl he meets. At first you think a Chris is innocent until you meet him and realize that he is very very horny and is using you

for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl
Wow that guy is a Chris.
Person number two: ya he sucks
by YEEELax November 28, 2018
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little bitch that plays with RC cars with his friend Zac instead of actually doing something with his life. Acts like he is smart but actually is the most dumb person in the entire world. He insults you by saying your breath smells bad, a terrible friend.
Chris you fucking skinhead
by Christopher anthony barbara November 28, 2018
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