A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.
Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
by CookieLikeABookie January 4, 2023
Get the Procrastination monkey mug.Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.
by FamousJew February 26, 2020
Get the Kitchen monkey mug.A mixture of Four Loko and orange juice. A play on the traditional "brass monkey," consisting of a 40 of malt liquor and OJ.
Also known as "an even poorer man's mimosa."
Also known as "an even poorer man's mimosa."
by jgoodson28 January 24, 2011
Get the crass monkey mug.Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2014
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1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina
by CoolConnor1985 November 2, 2010
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Get the buzz monkey mug.In-game currency in the games Bloons TD 6 and 5 that can be spent for a higher game advantage or cosmetic skins.
Person 1: "Did you know that compared to Arcaea Memories, which is another ingame currency, Monkey Money has a much lesser value when converting to USD implying that inflation exists in the Bloons TD 6 universe."
Person 2: "God damn."
Person 2: "God damn."
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