When someone (husband) says you can't go to the store with him to get sour crout because you have to watch the babies.
by Mikahraelolol May 26, 2018
Get the booty bullshitmug. Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!
by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022
Get the Monopoly on bullshitmug. The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the Bullshit Banner.
by Government Glasses November 9, 2020
Get the Bullshit Bannermug. (Noun) Def: The years in your life when who slept with whom was both news and important, a topic of discussion and a reason to be angry.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Example: my 18 year-old friend just called me crying after someone at a party just shamed her for sleeping with some guy, and I tried to be supportive while thinking, "This is some serious teenage bullshit".
by Loki Wordsmith December 18, 2020
Get the Teenage Bullshitmug. The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the bullshit banner.
by Government Glasses November 9, 2020
Get the bullshit bannermug. An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.
The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.
by LostFido February 11, 2018
Get the hopeful bullshitmug. by Urban_thesaurus December 22, 2017
Get the iphone bullshitmug.