Bullshit Artist

"someone who's thought is complete bullshit and will/try bullshit others."

"you can't bullshit a bullshit artist."

by Additional Air July 31, 2022

BULLSHIT DETECTOR

Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.

Bullshit detectors are a must have. Get one today.

"Hey Dave my bullshit detectors tells me your talkin a load of shit."

That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.

by Moscow Man June 8, 2020

Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.

Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022

Javi-bullshit

The act of procrastinating and acting like a baby by creating a mess for other people to clean up.

Tired of your damn Javi-bullshit

by Tomas Williams November 11, 2021

backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.

Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*

by aria k! March 8, 2022

Niko Bullshit

When something is so completely ridiculous, it's not just bullshit, it's Niko Bullshit.

"So, I put on my super powerful god armor and killed him with a butter knife! It happened, I swear!"
"Now that's some serious Niko Bullshit."

by IronDawn November 24, 2019

Bullshit Clown

When a person is frequently spewing obvious lies to everyone that someone has to immediately call them out their bullshit.

Person 1 - Hey guys! Did you know my penis is 12 inches long?!

Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!

by BungBoy995 February 23, 2022