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Bisexual

A person who takes full advantage of the sexual playing field, I.E. they "go both ways". These individuals are generally happier and way funner to hang out with.

Benefits of such a life style are generally over looked however. In truth if you only "go one way", no matter what direction you swing, your only open to about 50% of all accessible humpage. Basically meaning that all the possible sex you could be having is cut in half. That's like someone taking half your paycheck and tossing it out a car window while driving through a black neighborhood (not racist, just saying).

drop your phony inhibitions and learn to love your fellow man...or WOman if it do please ya.
Guy 1: What’s life without a little diversity? What would a slice of prime rib be if it was not complimented by a baked n' buttered potato?
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: I'm bisexual
by Vinnyfrye April 24, 2009
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Bisexed

Straight or heterosexual person who has engaged on homosexual activities
John has been bisexed by Dean
by Franny76 April 7, 2008
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bilestan

Inferior cyber-country compared to the glorious moghdari controlled by the regicidan government it started out on bileboy on instagram who was told through revelation that his people will be punished by God!
Maybemooka: MAN I LOVE BILESTAN

Mead.irony: no it’s poopstan and moghdari already are mogging them
by Regicidalson June 13, 2023
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gray-bisexual

Someone who experiences sexual attraction towards anyone occasionally.
"Hey, I thought I'd never have a crush again"
"Maybe you're gray-bisexual."
by alienshannon January 22, 2016
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bisexual

likes both girls and boys no matter what sex
he likes dudes and chics so he must be bisexual
by emohugs March 30, 2007
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Drive-Bisep

When a male drives by pedestrians walking at a slow speed with the windows rolled down and music blasting to expose their arm muscles in a clenched position on the steering wheel. This is a very often occurrence in New York city tri-state area and especially at the Jersey Shore.
"I hate when those guidos pull a drive-bisep and cruise by all slow mean mugging with the music blasting"
by Kernel Anders March 14, 2008
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bisexual bar hopping

Bar hopping, alternating between gay and straight bars.
Mike, James and I are going to go bisexual bar hopping in the West Village tonight.
by WordsAreWeapons June 11, 2012
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