Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

by don congdon February 20, 2019

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The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.

*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

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The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.

*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

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if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

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Benjamin

Benjamin is that one boy your going to meet out of nowhere, you guys lived next to each other your wholes life’s never talked tho, when you did you instantly clicked he is the most kind and caring soul sometimes manipulative well a lot of times but it’s not his fault he has a bad home life, he’ll tell you he’s okay when he’s rlly not so go give him a hug and tell him his worth. He’s the boy I’ll go back to in an instant the only one to ever make me feel loved, he’ll make promise some witch he’ll keep some which he won’t and he’ll come up with the cutest nicknames for you mine was jelly bean he always said I looked like a green one I didn’t see it but I loved him for that idc it was adorable, our last promise he said he’ll get back with me 3/22/25 that’s tmr so we’ll see,we both messed up but I forgave him it’s his first time living too I’m waiting for him to forgive me now so we can try again I love you forever

S: I’m sorry I took YOUR Benjamin

M:make sure he’s happy your lucky

by YOUR green jellybean March 21, 2025

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