Battery Operated Boyfriend

When a girl dreams of a boyfriend, but cannot get one, so resorts to a vibrator.

Aha that ugly lass Sheila's got a BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) cos she can't find anyone lol

by TheDiamondGhast September 16, 2016

battyman legs

The signs on pavements (holding road names and roundabout exits etc...) that have two ‘legs’ are called Battyman legs. If you walk through them you gotta stay in the battyman’s protection. You are now gay.

Guy1: Hey man, wtf are battyman legs?!
Guy2: those road signs on the pavements that have 2 ‘legs’.
Guy1: And I can’t walk through them because....
Guy2: coz they’re the battyman’s Legs bro... if you walk through them you’re gonna be gay.

by N.kristy April 11, 2019

Baby Batter

sperm.

Oh boy, here comes the baby batter... want it in your crack? or on your back?

by sf_monkey October 17, 2003

battysea

The place in London where all the fruity dons live aka battersea.

“Ayo nutz battersea is kinda peng uno, man was there yesterday still”
Nutz: “Ahahah u fruity don, battysea is only for certi benders still.”

by Nicenumbersonly October 18, 2019

Battyfish

Typically a male that has sexual intercourse with another male.

Look the battyfish stand up over there.

by Badbishkelly April 10, 2022

battery hoarder

Someone who goes to great lengths to preserve battery life on a mobile device such as a tablet or smartphone. Often they have their brightness extremely low and always clear multitasking

Will, I can't even see your screen it's so dim, you're such a battery hoarder

by cesamos November 19, 2014

Bartyoa

To put your dick in between boobs

I saw some people like 4 doing bartyoa

by Tumahdjdjsha November 12, 2019