battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.

Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!

by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021

Battle of the planets

a old anime that everyone has forgotten about even though all the characters are ridiculously thicc

guy 1: "hey did you see battle of the planets"
guy 2:"yeah it was fucking awesome"

by reubeno May 5, 2021

troll battles

A term used to describe two trolls going at it on a social media website until one is humiliated and defeated in an argument or a debate. It consists of two troll trying to prove a point by using unorthodox speech in the conversation that defies any chivalrous respect from each other, and sometimes even other people involved in it as well.

Troll battles spawn from condescending comments used by the first troll to engage the fight. The battle commences where in the argument there are no rules that apply on how you can attack with words. When loser trolls knows he has been shamed, he usually does not admit it but flees like a turkey leaving the troll who dealt the final blow the victor.

by superbipolar420 October 27, 2015

Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.

How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by Powermad80 February 24, 2012

Battle Bait

The extras or unimportant characters in tv shows and movies with battle scenea who were clearly set up to die in battle

I've never seen him before, he must be battle bait.

by madebyfire January 23, 2023

battle in the bano

when there is 3 urinal's in the bathroom and you're the first one in there what makes you think its ok to go to the middle one...we call you "Meat Gazer"...its common courtesy to go to either end one...the middle one is only for 3 people emergency's...thank you and good-bye

Rob walked in the bathroom behind Phil, to his amazement Phil took the middle urinal of three. Rob called Phil a meat gazer and started the battle in the bano until he was pushed to either end urinal.

by JDownsPeoplesChamp September 15, 2010

Battle of the Parkers

When the Parkers battle and the world is made a better place, or Armageddon begins.

I hate the Battle of the Parkers.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023