A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.
Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
Get the Bastard gasmug. A person who thinks you're a boxset bully or is not willing to watch a TV show you highly recommend.
by DaleCooper October 24, 2010
Get the boxset bastardmug. by Dioisourlord April 16, 2018
Get the Ugly bastardmug. An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.
This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.
This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.
John: What's a URL?
Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?
or unit of measurment:
Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?
Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.
Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?
or unit of measurment:
Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?
Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.
by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017
Get the Bouncy Bastardmug. A term used by irish people to express that they are not happy with that person. Highly used in Dublin and is a great words to use when things just are not going your way..
*Boy spills hot coffee on girl*
"girl: ye nacker bastard"
OR
*Gets sick everywhere*.. ohh ye nacker bastard
"girl: ye nacker bastard"
OR
*Gets sick everywhere*.. ohh ye nacker bastard
by exohexoh!! October 5, 2011
Get the Nacker Bastardmug. A trashy person who burdens others with a disgusting or dirty act, either accidental or intentional, then slinks away leaving the burden on others.
So that trash bastard crashed in my spare bedroom after a heavy night of drinking. When I woke up the next morning, I found he wet the bed and was nowhere to be found.
by akaTheBaron December 30, 2015
Get the trash bastardmug. dizzi b or dizzi bastard
by bri johnson April 16, 2008
Get the dizzi bastardmug.