BMW

Big Money Wasted

A car manfucaturer you'll be paying the rest of your life if you buy from. You'll sure enough need a oilchange shortly after you buy it, and that's just one of the issues that'll arise if you buy this trash can on wheels.

Denzel just bought a BMW! What a jackass!

by keyboardstrokes July 22, 2022

BMW

a German automobile that is Broken Most Weeks and is very expensive to repair. Also know as the Ultimate service center revenue generating machine. Generally they depreciate at an accelerated rate and aren't worth much after 4-5 years. leased by the rich, owned by fools.

dude...? your bmw is in the shop again this week? how many stacks will it take this week to get it working again?

by autoguru November 12, 2019

BMW

Big Mexican Women

"Hey Brandon, your moms a BMW."

by "HEY"69420alert March 18, 2020

BMW

Blacks, Muslims/Mexicans, Whites

Usually, Indian parents that were born and raised in India will have this mentality. They will tell their American-raised children to not marry a BMW and to only stay inside the Indian circle. Why? Perhaps to keep the blood pure or to avoid embarrassment in the future. Mexicans are representative of all hispanics in this case, but the M in Mexicans fits better with the acronym.

Mom to Daughter: “It is a dangerous world out there. When you come home with a man to marry, he better not be a BMW, understood?”

by buttooshka November 4, 2018

BMW

Brainless Moron Wheels

also see AUDI

Look at that BMW, to be expected.

by Floggedhorse June 9, 2020

BMW

BMW is a automotive brand known to "Bring Many Worries" hence the abbreviation BMW

Man1: Ay yo you got a BMW right?
Man2: Yeah bro it brought many worries fam
Man1: Yeah bro merc for the win am I right
Man2: Right bro

by xSniper23 April 5, 2022

BMW

It's a good car brand but it's unreliable as fuck. If you buy this expect your wallet to be empty.

John: Hey Gerald, I have a BMW 3 Series.
Gerald: Is it nice?
John: Yes but my wallet? Not so nice.

by coolman4054 November 23, 2020