When you're sitting down and you drop something and you try to catch it by closing your legs really fast, and you squish your nuts.
Friend: What happened to you?
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.
by MikeyBeef March 10, 2012
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In the t.v show lost, the strange black cloud and the one random polar bear merge together to form and epic Bear Cloud. This amalgam of two great forces proceed to devour and destroy every single person on the island. This ending would have made a lot more sense than the actual ending....
epic as Bear Cloud action last night on lost ey, pretty much bear-clouded the shit out of that island for shit" "yeah mate the Bear Cloud is way better than the first crap they tried to feed us as an ending, shiiiiiiiiiit.... epic
by Bear Cloud Boorhaman June 10, 2010
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Get the bear ice mug.Having a very undignified and unruly attitude.
Being a rebel or the "American Badass" type of demeanor.
Having a bear tattoo and being an uncaged animal.
Being a rebel or the "American Badass" type of demeanor.
Having a bear tattoo and being an uncaged animal.
That guy has a huge bear tattoo on him. I wonder if he's unruly and rebellious?
-Oh, fuck yeah he is! That is Bear Johns!
(Example) "I think I'm going to be Bear Johns today. I'm going to be unruly and then go home and stretch my sister's asshole out."
-Oh, fuck yeah he is! That is Bear Johns!
(Example) "I think I'm going to be Bear Johns today. I'm going to be unruly and then go home and stretch my sister's asshole out."
by D.R.7 May 12, 2011
Get the Bear Johns mug.Sleeping with an ugly girl. Then posing with her for a photo like she's a hunters dead trophy. Then posting the picture in a slide show presentation with a bunch of other guys (hunters) who are also trying to "Tag A Bear", and who all bet money that they will have the ugliest girl. The man who hunted the biggest gnarliest bear wins the pot!
-Dude did you fill your bear tag this year? The semester is almost over.
-Yeah dude I fucked Fat Helga last night!
-Yeah dude I fucked Fat Helga last night!
by callmejohnwayne May 13, 2013
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by reconboy May 10, 2018
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