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battle scar

A tiny scar or mark that a bro likes to point out and pretend is hardcore even though he got it from eating shit off a ten inch hight dirt ramp.
Bro: dude you should see my battle scars
Guy: oh, how'd you get that?
Bro: uhhh.... you know....
by KittyKatKiller February 5, 2010
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Battery Creek High School

The worst school to ever come out of satans asscrack, at which not even the most incompetant teachers will stay for more than a year, and at which the football "team" has not won a game for going on god damn four fucking years. The only beacon of light and humor in this hellhole is the sheer joy of watching ghetto girls tear eachothers weaves and tracks out and litter the floor with them for weeks untill the lazy ass janitors will get out of their house across the street to come put a dirt ass mop on it for ten seconds.
random nigha: where u go to school?

2nd random nigha: I'as at "Battery Creek High School"

1st nigha: fuck you must be a dumb nizzle fo' shizzle
by markques August 28, 2008
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Curb Stomp Battle

A completely one sided fight that has one person all beaten up, while the other isn't even scratched.
The first fight between Clubber and Rocky was a Curb Stomp Battle for Clubber.
by Zaiaku March 17, 2010
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Batteri ting

The type of female who sleeps around with a lot of men on the regular.
Ex. “That girl jaelyn has slept wit about every guy in Toronto she a batteri ting”
by tdotshordyyy December 14, 2018
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piss battle

A piss battle can be one of several types of piss oriented competition.

1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.

2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.

The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)

History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.
Piss battles rarely end with death as it takes a surprising amount of pressure to burst the bladder. The ones that DO end in death are particularly heinous. The victim will endure crippling pain and if untreated immediately setpic shock.

Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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Battery Dolly

by Peter July 28, 2003
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battle rhythm

Military speak for the daily/weekly meetings, briefs, and products that must be delivered/attended.

Very popular among those O-5 and above. It makes them feel more tactical in the rigmarole to which they subject themselves and their subordinates. Also very popular in staff work, but is still making its way down to smaller units.

Most of the heavy lifting that maintains the "battle rhythm" is accomplished by junior officers who begrudgingly make it happen.

A true sign of bloated bureaucracy that would hopefully be discarded in the event of a war for survival, not interests.
CO: "I like this PowerPoint slide you created depicting the current baby duck force laydown, we should add that to our battle rhythm. I want to see it every Wednesday by 1600."
LT: "Aye sir."
by LT Shmuckatelly November 23, 2013
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