Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.

"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.

by Cheefroach June 30, 2025

a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going

1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea

My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.

by I make words it is fun April 26, 2024

bathroom pop

The "Bathroom Pop" is when one or more teenagers go into a school bathroom to use e-cigarettes or other sorts of vape devices such as box mods or dab pens. They often record themselves doing this act as a desperate need for attention from their peers.

Yo, bathroom pop?

Yeah bro as long as it isn't a bop.

by dabwizzard123 September 12, 2017

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025

bathroom game

A videogame that you find in the bathroom. Wierd right? Yeah, it happens. Someone may not play a game very much anymore and may take it into the bathroom to think about it over a phone. Then, after hiding it, they may forget to remove it. They may forget about the game altogether for a while, and just procrastinate on searching for it because of quickly growing games like Fortnite.

2 years ago: Friend: Man Fortnite's growing fast. We're already on Season 7! BTW I sold your brother Call of Duty Black Ops 2.

1 year ago: The brother is playing the game, doesn't really like it due to AI related stuff and leaves it in the bathroom.
Today: I found a bathroom game. It's all mine now. You can do a lot of stuff in this game. I didn't know Black Ops was this good.

by arvinthsiva October 26, 2018

Wet Bathroom

In French underground culture, a public restroom where one can pay a nominal fee to be urinated on.

I paid ten euros to use the wet bathroom at Jason’s bar and no one even pissed on me. It’s the last time I go there.

by Lenny Dykstra August 6, 2025

Bathroom

The vape room

Chad: Bruh you headed to the bathroom?
Kyle: You mean the vape room? I'm boutta vape some Monster Energy bro

by UwU_OwO September 6, 2019