boxset bastard

A person who thinks you're a boxset bully or is not willing to watch a TV show you highly recommend.
You're a boxset bastard.
by DaleCooper October 23, 2010
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total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments
by Fluorosis November 11, 2014
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bastard father

A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit
“Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”
by Weckfe November 08, 2019
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Side Bastard

A man who dates a married woman. He does everything she ask and must wait for her to get away from her husband to see her.
Damn there is Ezra sitting at the bar waiting for his married girl friend. He is such a side Bastard
by Ezra2727 December 25, 2022
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Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.
Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.
by TheDanny385 February 19, 2011
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Stuborn bastard

A person who can’t admit that they are wrong even when the fat bastard knows that their fat arse is completely bull shitting
Norr you stuborn bastard (secretly love it tho )
by Hmonny June 12, 2021
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Mean bastard

When you get an insult like hairy titties and he's now stuck in a hole like the mean bastard that he is.
You have hairy ape titties....oh wow I really am a mean bastard said the hairy bear
by Bear in a hole August 09, 2016
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