Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it
by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019
Get the Bare Bumper mug.B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong
definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong
definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 23, 2019
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"Barely Breathing" was a 1996 hit song from singer-songwriter Duncan Sheik, now to be sung in protest, shouted in the streets, whispered at the bedsides of the dying.
"Barely Breathing" was a 1996 hit song from singer-songwriter Duncan Sheik, now to be sung in protest, shouted in the streets, whispered at the bedsides of the dying.
by Monkey's Dad July 13, 2020
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Get the Bare mug.bare usually means really or very using the language of scottish some would say. not all people use it but it can be used a lot by what we call chavs and roadmen
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