Bang Guru

Bang Guru : Expert guide on the art of growing/maintenance of bangs/fringe of hair over forehead.

Scarcely there -
to itchy eyes.
Bangs now tickle my nose.

Beneath this veil
Lurks a tale,
of love and admiration.

The Bang Guru
can be your guide,
in making your bangs real.

by isabelydancer00 July 26, 2010

Net Banging

Acting like a Gangbanger on the internet. Because real G's get into arguments on Youtube.

David is a 13 year old white male who likes to threaten people in the comments section of Call of Duty videos on the internet. He sure loves Net Banging.

by EnjoyablyC October 13, 2011

Chiddy Bang

New, Young, Breakout Artists that will blow your mind! Chiddy Bang is a Philly based duo comprised of Chiddy (emcee) and Xaphoon Jones (DJ/producer) who combine elements of indie and electronica with some good al fashioned “spitting”. Chiddy Bang are university students; Chidera, Noah, Zack and Pat (professionally known as Proto, Xaphoon, Fresh Kid Z and Tennis Brown).Currently attending Drexel University (Philly) Chiddy approaches Hip-hop in a whole new fashion. With the collaboration of well known Indie-rock beats and Chiddy's smooth beats on top of it their true talent really shines. These young and extremely talented college students know exactly what to bring to the table in this new decade. Just wait, they gonna be huge!

Guy#1- "New artists like Kid Cudi, Drake, and Wale are all creating, and dominating a new style of hip-hop that's blowing my mind!"

Guy#2- "I know! If you wanna see revolutionized hip-hop Chiddy Bang is just the artist for you! They're amazing approach to music stands out in all of their songs."

by Kid Cudder January 26, 2010

grease bangs

Bangs that have not seen the hot stream of a shower in at least 48 hours.

"Look at my grease bangs, I'm bringing sexy back and I'm hunched over on two chairs"

by CSSJ April 13, 2007

Poo Banging

When you stick your thumb up your ass then suck on it.

Mac DeMarco was Poo Banging at the show last night

by Nedthesciencekidd July 17, 2019

bang mode

A sexual, devious, animalistic and erotic mindset whereby the person in bangmode is desirous as to any and all sexual opportunities.

Joe has had a hard week at work. He has announced it is Friday night and therefore he is in bang mode.

by Peadarmurph November 28, 2015

Banging the Monkey

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying

"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."

by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020