Alastair

A very introverted guy who’s quiet on the outside but secretly judges everyone on the inside. He can be extremely nice and caring if you’re someone important to him. Average in looks but his mysterious aura is definitely attractive. Would rather spend time watching anime at home instead of going out to party with his friends. Can be a pervert sometimes but that’s just because he’s a big ol’ weeb. He might come off as snobbish or arrogant at first sight (he’s just shy) but honestly a really cool guy to be around if you get close to him. The type of guy who you can have deep conversations with til 3 am. Try to get to know an Alastair better and you’ll find out that he’s surprisingly very intelligent, witty and hilarious!

Girl: Ah, I’m sooo wet now!
Boy: Oh yea, I’m doing great
Girl: Ugh, not because of you! Alastair just walked by!
Boy: Ah crap, I just wetted myself too. I wish I was an Alastair!

by akanechan69 August 25, 2019

Alaskan Firedragon

When the cold bitter winter has your girls pussy frozen and you use a lighter to warm it up and the heat cauterizes it closed and she screams like a dragon.

I had to go the the E.R cause' of the old Alaskan FireDragon

by SOuthernTraSh December 4, 2016

Atlas

Rapture's proletariat hero from Bioshock. He came down to Rapture in order to find a better life for his wife, Moira and their wee-baby Patrick. He got a posse to roll deep with on December 31, 1959, when they rushed into the Kashmir Restaurant. The actions Atlas preformed once inside the restaurant were EXTREMELY cold-blooded. Slaying all the rich and wealthy denizens of Rapture - taking no prisoners. Once his cause appeared desperate he arranged for the son of Rapture's founder, Andrew Ryan, to return to the city, this way Atlas could control him to assassinate his own father. Atlas stands as a true pimp of his time.

Kid playing Bioshock: "Where's Atlas?"

Friend watching: "There he is! The switch opened up the door from Arcadia, and let him into the submarine bay!"

Kid playing Bioshock: "What was he doing there?"

Friend watching: "BEING ICE COLD!"

by Atlas Shrugged August 16, 2008

alaskan salute

Mostly used by the homeless that reside in the state of alaska. The salute is issued to anyone who might have spare change or money. The way to excute the salute properly would be to approach the superior, issue a verbal greeting, followed by the extension of your hand palm up around midwaste. The verbal greeting is to always follow this format: "excuse me sir or ma'am, bull shit lie, request for currency"

The bull shit lie seems to follow the path of "my car ran out of gas and I am trying to get home to my kids can I borrow a few bucks to get home?"

Damn man just tried to hit me up for spare change... if he would have used the alaskan salute properly he would have had better luck......

by Paul Luns "magic man" June 6, 2007

Alaskan piggyback

Is when you look into your nieghbors house and watch the porn that they are watching and masterbait. You must keep the same pace with them because once there done the porn stops.

Last night I caught my nieghbor Ryan giving me a an alaskan piggyback, can't that guy just buy his own computer.

by electricalstudents February 18, 2011

frozen alaskan pipeline

When you take a shit, put it in the freezer and when it is hard you use it as a dildo on your girlfriend.

That frozen alaskan pipeline was cold as hell.

by Die Tasse May 21, 2004

alaskize

To make something big like the state of Alaska

That female leaning over is making my penis alaskize.

by Toivo February 27, 2004