San Antonio

The home of some big ol’ women

Look at that big ol’ woman eating all those churros over there. She’s definitely from San Antonio

by buttfart22 April 19, 2023

san Antonio fl

A once cute quite little town where you could ride your bicycle or your horse up to the ball field during the weekend to play at the park. Lil convenient store popular for Cubans and Icees is where you would run into everyone you knew but now every face is a stranger and better look out on the roads over ran by every alien going 40 over the lil 30 mph speed limit. I say alien because where do all these people even come from....one minute quite lil town everyone mistakes for san Antonio Texas when you say san Antonio because know one heard of san Antonio Florida to huge subdivision where there was a cow pasture or swamps yesterday. Now the home of targets biggest wear house and man made lagoons built over night. It's insane. Once quite country now a over population of aliens that had to come from outer space. O and don't forger ponchos every close eats there atleast twice a week when they don't want to cook and the bar around the corner is for most of the 60s generation to have a high school reunion every Friday night with there 80s and 90s kids who can't hold down a faithful relationship because well the bar!

San Antonio fl:Them-Your from where? San Antonio Texas? What are you doing in Florida. Me-No, it's 30 mins north of Tampa, San Antonio, fl.

by 4sakeofthistowngobacktospace May 29, 2023

ricardo antonio bonilla

Him. He is the one who knocks. When he tells you too, you do. You may never question him, for he is Papa. Ily R.A.B. Also he is very strong and would def knock out all your mans. 😳😳

Ricardo Antonio Bonilla is that nigga

by poodls June 11, 2023

JOSE ANTONIO GARCÍA ESCANDÓN

Some idiot who got baited into letting a bot look up his name up on Urban Dictionary instead of doing his fucking job.
Also someone who will give me the 1 point on the exam

JOSE ANTONIO GARCÍA ESCANDÓN you should do your job!

by markibariki October 23, 2023

The Antonio

A large lake-dwelling creature, probably a mammal, with a bad jawline and a large beer belly. Less ripped than his brother The Gracko. Eats only granola. Sometimes sports a goatee.

The Antonio looked at a tree and said to his friend "Do you even know what trees are?"

by Wacky fella November 5, 2023

The Antonio

When I get shakes his semi-hard dick at someone aggressively.

“I tried to resist him but then he used The Antonio on me and I couldn’t say no.”

by KT2024 January 31, 2024

San Antonio sigma splooge

When one or more men are jerking off to an anime episode, then happen to accidentally nut on the screen, then proceed to lick off said semen from the screen

I invited my friends over to San Antonio sigma splooge together

by ihtrle April 28, 2024