Assburger

Someone who is extremely antisocial.

Tim is such an assburger: He never says a word to anyone .

by Spencer C. May 24, 2005

sexual assault

When someone touches you in your no no square.

4 year old: Mom, I just got sexually assaulted by dad.

Mom: L sexual assault tbh ong.

by iloveunderagesex December 18, 2022

Assburgers

Simply put, Burgers made of ass. Rump roast.

ASSSSSSBURRGGGGEEERRRRRS!!!!

Fuckin' rump roast naahhhmeaannnn??

Jillian, May i have a bite of your assburgers?

The assburgers at this place are wonderful

by toocoolforAHFUCKSHIT December 7, 2009

assbum

a combination of an ass and a bum

that girl over there i such an assbum

by xjleblanc29x March 23, 2010

Asscube

When someone places an icecube down their pants and into their butcrack, then removes it and throws it at another person-resulting in a bruise

holy shit that guy gave me the worst asscube yesterday! its still throbing

by ishbarningtar July 10, 2010

assface

Possessing the facial qualities of an ugly man's ass.
One who resembles Tony Blair on television.

After my cousin got mutilated in a car accident, he's gotten a real assface.

by Big Bob March 20, 2003

assfez

A term used to call someone an idiot. Usually used lightheartedly without intending offense.

1. Oh Alicia, you're such an assfez!

2. *glaring at Alicia* ASSFEZ!

by mr_microphone October 1, 2004